funny funny ( i shall warn you, tis extremely LONGGGG)
CONVERSATION WILL MY NALLAC!!!! (callan) well..mainly our funny shit!
xrockxl0bsterx: okkies xrockxl0bsterx: ill aks my mom when she comes XD xrockxl0bsterx: hiome xrockxl0bsterx: **home xrockxl0bsterx: phhhhh. Dark Waters75: yayaayayyayayayayayay!!!!!!!!! Dark Waters75: lmao Dark Waters75: are you high again? sniffed the coke...did some dope? xrockxl0bsterx: lmao Dark Waters75: dont worry it'll be our secret Dark Waters75: shHHhHH!!! Dark Waters75: and i bet you did a couple of vodka shots..didnt you? Dark Waters75: dont worry..you wont have to go to A.A xrockxl0bsterx: HAHAHAHAHAHHAH Dark Waters75: lol Dark Waters75: its hush hush from now on xrockxl0bsterx: lol Dark Waters75: hehehehehehe
Dark Waters75: talk you mofo Dark Waters75: talk!!!!! Dark Waters75: lol jk Dark Waters75: but for real Dark Waters75: talk Dark Waters75: !!! xrockxl0bsterx: lol xrockxl0bsterx: meow meow xrockxl0bsterx: meow xrockxl0bsterx: meow xrockxl0bsterx: POTATOES Dark Waters75: >!<!>!<!><!> xrockxl0bsterx: SHIRLIE TEMPLE SING AND SHE KILLS PEOPLE IN HER DICTATOR POWER xrockxl0bsterx: The hamburgular wants a new left testicle. Dark Waters75: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dark Waters75: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dark Waters75: AKDLHASIHWEPDPMSWEJ!!!!!!!!! xrockxl0bsterx: hhahahhhahhahhahahhaa Dark Waters75: and the hotdog has toooo maany weiners Dark Waters75: maybe he could donate one to the hamburger xrockxl0bsterx: LMAO Dark Waters75: lol Dark Waters75: and then shirley temple can feed bush monkey brains..take over the world..make it a law that hamburgers need weiners from hotdogs...make the potatoes the new prime ministers and make the aliens go play hide and seek to become ruler of the worlddddddddddd xrockxl0bsterx: LLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAoooooooooo Dark Waters75: which will never happen because she'll feed them to fabio and fabioa Dark Waters75: then drown them in chocolate pudding Dark Waters75: so know whores will have to suck again!!!!!!! Dark Waters75: no** xrockxl0bsterx: HAHAHHAAHAH Dark Waters75: lol Dark Waters75: and then cartoons will come alive xrockxl0bsterx: lol Dark Waters75: eat upside down Dark Waters75: piant the sky with curses xrockxl0bsterx: LOL Dark Waters75: make evil people suffer in happy rainbows and clouds Dark Waters75: and kill shirley temple xrockxl0bsterx: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Dark Waters75: take over the world Dark Waters75: and in doing so creat their own doom xrockxl0bsterx: lmao Dark Waters75: when they made the world full of care bears xrockxl0bsterx: hahahha XD Dark Waters75: that sing the song "i know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" Dark Waters75: and then a meteor will come Dark Waters75: destroy earth Dark Waters75: and care bear arms will float in space forever!!!! Dark Waters75: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! xrockxl0bsterx: lol you have quite the vivid imagination xrockxl0bsterx: lmao Dark Waters75: lol thats what my mom told me Dark Waters75: then she told me to shut up xrockxl0bsterx: lol Dark Waters75: because i was scaring her Dark Waters75: lol Dark Waters75: how about you Dark Waters75: you think of weiners to often xrockxl0bsterx: yea that happens sometime xrockxl0bsterx: s Dark Waters75: i bet that drives your mom off the edge xrockxl0bsterx: LMAO xrockxl0bsterx: or my mom just tunes me out because i just keep talking about random stuff and making random noises. xrockxl0bsterx: last night i was attempting to pet her with a broom Dark Waters75: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xrockxl0bsterx: i love pissing my mom off Dark Waters75: lmao!!
Dark Waters75: boom boom boooooom Dark Waters75: the earth goes round xrockxl0bsterx: lol Dark Waters75: because of giraffes Dark Waters75: that sing this song xrockxl0bsterx: ooooooo Dark Waters75: happyness is sooo superb Dark Waters75: it makes you laugh and cry for good Dark Waters75: you get so happy Dark Waters75: and then go boom Dark Waters75: and your blood goes round the earth xrockxl0bsterx: lmao! Dark Waters75: till its finally drowned Dark Waters75: in the moos of camels Dark Waters75: and then your dead Dark Waters75: and it starts all over again xrockxl0bsterx: lmaoooo Dark Waters75: lol Dark Waters75: you made smarterchild say peeeeee Dark Waters75: hahahahaha xrockxl0bsterx: hahhhahhahaahh Dark Waters75: lol Dark Waters75: what shall i make smarter child do xrockxl0bsterx: lol xrockxl0bsterx: xrockxl0bsterx: Do you pee? SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I pee?
funny shit right here!!!!!!!
xrockxl0bsterx: xrockxl0bsterx: Can you pee? SmarterChild: Can I pee, can I pee... Let's see... Well, what's gonna happen if I pee? xrockxl0bsterx: you'll short circut SmarterChild: You don't say.
Dark Waters75: Dark Waters75: take a shit SmarterChild: Take on me. Dark Waters75: wtf? xrockxl0bsterx: 0_0 xrockxl0bsterx: he wants you baby xrockxl0bsterx: XD Dark Waters75: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xrockxl0bsterx: yesterdayhristine asked him if he masturbated and he said that only humans did such things. xrockxl0bsterx: *yesterday me and christine xrockxl0bsterx: lmao Dark Waters75: HAHAHAHA LMAO!!!
Dark Waters75: Dark Waters75: marry me and my friend SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration. Dark Waters75: hes thinking about you nallac xrockxl0bsterx: HAHAHAHHA Dark Waters75: :-* he wants you, oh baby oh baby xrockxl0bsterx: LMAO
Dark Waters75: SmarterChild: What? You want me to pee? SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh. Dark Waters75: lol!!! uh huh uh huh? HHAHAHA! xrockxl0bsterx: LMAO xrockxl0bsterx: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dark Waters75: this is all you babeeee Dark Waters75:  xrockxl0bsterx: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYH Dark Waters75: MUAHAHAHAHH! xrockxl0bsterx: HAHAHHA xrockxl0bsterx: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH xrockxl0bsterx: MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA xrockxl0bsterx: (cough cough* xrockxl0bsterx: MWAHAHHAHAHAHAH xrockxl0bsterx: HAHAHHAHA xrockxl0bsterx: HAHHAHAH xrockxl0bsterx: ...ha...hah. Dark Waters75: lol Dark Waters75: !!!! Dark Waters75: im crying at your reaction xrockxl0bsterx: hahaha Dark Waters75: i think they're like "totally cute dude..like totally bitchin' yoo!" xrockxl0bsterx: ahhahahahhahahha xrockxl0bsterx: lmaio xrockxl0bsterx: rontfl Dark Waters75: haha xrockxl0bsterx: *rotfl xrockxl0bsterx: haahahh xrockxl0bsterx: teehee
Dark Waters75: KNOOF!!!!! xrockxl0bsterx: oooooooooooooooo xrockxl0bsterx: HAHAHHAHAHA xrockxl0bsterx: knoof = ? Dark Waters75: knife + spoon + fork xrockxl0bsterx: oooooooooooooooo xrockxl0bsterx: o sees xrockxl0bsterx: awsome Dark Waters75: kn + oo + f! Dark Waters75: looollll Dark Waters75: haha xrockxl0bsterx: :D Dark Waters75: MUAHAHHAHA xrockxl0bsterx: lol Dark Waters75: it shall be evilailla Dark Waters75: evilzilla** xrockxl0bsterx: lol! xrockxl0bsterx: another awsome new word Dark Waters75: lol Dark Waters75: we are sooo dictionary material xrockxl0bsterx: i know! xrockxl0bsterx: they should pay us to make up new words!!!!!!!! Dark Waters75: lol!!!!!!!!!!! Dark Waters75: that would be an awesome job xrockxl0bsterx: that would be cool xrockxl0bsterx: yea Dark Waters75: lol xrockxl0bsterx: woo Dark Waters75: Nallac : noun. evil genius creator of words, the goddess of evilness and goddess on insanity/nonsense Dark Waters75: aka Callan xrockxl0bsterx: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
phewww..done...we have funny shit stories that are way cooooool |